Well good, because frankly we all deserve an explanation.
#3. Stamos and Lori Loughlin Have Been Secretly in Love for Decades
Stamos and Lori Loughlin have carried a torch for each other for the last 20 years, ever since playing husband and wife on Full House. It’s always been the wrong time — Loughlin was married when the show began (which she honestly should’ve thought about before agreeing to be onscreen with a celestial Adonis). When she finally divorced, Stamos was with Rebecca Romijn, whom he would later relinquish to Jerry O’Connell. Lori remarried, but neither she nor Stamos have any qualms telling journalists exactly how they feel about each other. Stamos declared in a recent interview that Loughlin was “the one that got away,” causing her to momentarily cast all knowledge of her husband into the comfortable oblivion of selective memory.